Obama Now Wants to Fix Deficit He Caused

(Gotta love the honesty in this cartoon from Gamespot!) We all know that the Federal deficit is out of control, especially since Obama just dumped 787 BILLION more dollars into the hole. But hey-he realizes his mistake!!! His new goal??

"We will cut the deficit in half by the end of the president's first term."

"To get there, Obama proposes to cut spending and raise taxes. Reducing the deficit, he said, is critical: "We can't generate sustained growth without getting our deficits under control." Yesterday in his weekly radio and Internet address, Obama said he is raise determined to "get exploding deficits under control" (like the 787 billion in Porkus spending!) and said his budget request is "sober in its assessments, honest in its accounting, and lays out in detail my strategy for investing in what we need, cutting what we don't, and restoring fiscal discipline."

Sober? Seriously??? How were these decisions sober at all???
Honest?? His accountants and half the people he wants in the White House COMMITTED TAX FRAUD!
Detailed? Uh-wasn't his plan to spend almost a trillion dollars a mere 3 pages? I wrote book reports that were longer than that in the fifth grade!!!

So there you go folks, who would've thought Obama was going to raise our taxes to pay for the stimulus? ... duh!

Chimp Vs. Beheaded Woman (Politically correct!)

Not that this has anything to do with Mr. Prez... but it was very interesting...

"We’re professional cynics at IHateTheMedia.com. We searched Google News for both stories. Here, unfortunately, is what we found:The monkey scored a whopping 2,943 articles in the two days since it occurred. But the far more important story of the Muslim TV executive who decapitated his wife in an “honor killing” racked up a meager 990 articles over six days.It appears that most major media outlets completely ignored the latter story for several days and then neglected to mention “honor killing” aspect of the story when they finally did report it.Is this a case of political correctness run amok or just another example of the media’s tendency to glorify the truly trivial? You be the judge."

A MONKEY! Travis was a freaking chimp!!! This woman was human!!!!
Ironic that the man who murdered his wife started the TV station to show the "softer" side of Muslims?

How the Stimulus Will Work

A simple example titled "3 CONTRACTORS in DC"

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you,and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.

Nancy Pelosi=Baby Hater (Pope Agrees)

House Squeaker Nancy Pelosi tried to paint her visit this week with Pope Benedict as a meeting of the minds, but his holiness just wasn't havin' it. Pelosi's taxpayer-funded boondoggle, hatched to clear the air with those pesky pro-life Catholics, included a demand for a one on one with the pontiff. Her office press statement of the visit tells one story:

"It is with great joy that my husband, Paul, and I met with His Holiness, Pope
Benedict XVI, today. In our conversation, I had the opportunity to praise the
Church’s leadership in fighting poverty, hunger, and global warming, as well as
the Holy Father’s dedication to religious freedom and his upcoming trip and
message to Israel. I was proud to show His Holiness a photograph of my family’s
papal visit in the 1950s, as well as a recent picture of our children and
grandchildren."

Charming, right? But the statement from the Holy See paints an entirely different picture about the Pope's view of Pelosi wanting to kill more babies. Say what you want about the guy's hat, but he didn't play patsy to Nancy.

"Following the General Audience, the Holy Father briefly greeted Mrs. Nancy
Pelosi, Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, together with her
entourage. His Holiness took the opportunity to speak of the requirements of the
natural moral law and the Church’s consistent teaching on the dignity of human
life from conception until natural death, which enjoin all Catholics, and
especially legislators, jurists, and those responsible for the common good of
society, to work in cooperation with all men and women of good will in creating
a just system of laws capable of protecting human life at all stages of
development."

Hmmm

Barack's lack of skill when it comes to Foreign Policy... really? A $5 helicopter as a gift? Come on people!

They Passed the Bill

"$3 trillion in spending and the Dow tanks 382 pointsThe Obama administration, Federal Reserve and Senate committed $3 trillion dollars to shore up the economy today. In response, investors sent the Dow Jones average plunging 382 points. This is a strong vote of 'no confidence' in the way Democrats are handling the economic crisis. Investors know this money will mostly be wasted on things that have nothing to do with the economy."

Way to go, Mr. BO!