Just Keeping Track For Myself

"When white would embrace what is right..." is what was prayed for at the inauguration of our new president, Mr. Obamanation. Well, they're getting what they prayed for.
This white girl is embracing what is right.
Right wing, baby!!!

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Obama One Liners

(1). The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
-Jay Leno

(2). America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
-Jay Leno

(3). Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
-Conan O'Brien

(4). Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
-Jay Leno

(5). Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
-David Letterman

(6). Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! Fallon

(7). Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

(8). Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.